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Highlight Reel - 2005-06-12
Diary Rings I belong to
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2005-05-06 Mini Rants Don’t you just hate it when …. after you’ve addressed, stamped and sealed over 100 envelopes you notice the 100 matching letter/invitations are still sitting on the table? common sense isn’t so common? full medical benefits at work means you still have to pay for everything up front and then eat crap for 6 months while the insurance company decides to give you your own money back? gas prices go up before a long weekend? it costs way more to eat healthy than to pig out on yummy junk food? it’s only at the checkout with $200 worth of groceries rang up that you remember your atm/charge card/cash is in your coat pocket, hanging in the closet by the front door? only after drenching your artfully prepared salad with dressing you realize that best before MA 05 meant March and not May? only after the big pregnancy scare you remember you forgot to tell her you had a vasectomy? protestors/politicians/activists say “The people of this country want … “ but you don’t ever remember sharing your views with them and you actually support the opposite viewpoint? someone flushes the toilet in the other bathroom in the middle of your shower? stupid people get a big run of good luck? that “it’s too good to be true deal” really was to good to be true but you only realize it after you made the deal? that brand new that mail order thingy you wanted so bad and saved up for months for turns out to be a cheap piece of crap? that special beverage you have been saving is at home chilling for after work is gone when you open the fridge and your roommate/spouse/kids say “Oh I drank the last one, I hope it was OK”? the “NO JUNK MAIL” sign on your mailbox is totally ignored and the real mail won’t even fit in? the flight you booked in advanced and showed up early for is over sold so you’re going to miss your connection because they need to bounce someone? the light switch is on the other side of the room after someone moved all your living room furniture during a party? those 100 candles you lit to be romantic turn out to be brighter than a 100 watt bulb and shows all your faults in bright light? you are dead tired and finally all cozy and comfortable in bed and NOW you have to pee? you assume you won’t be indulging in physical pleasure with your partner for whatever reason so you go ahead & enjoy yourself only to find out an hour later she/he is feeling better now & is now frisky? you come home from work bagged and just want to collapse and you find your kid has invited over half the neighborhood gang in to play Xbox? you get 6 or 12 buns but 10 hot dogs to a pack? you get a big glowy red pimple on the end of your nose but you don’t notice it until after you get home? you get that tiny hangnail that catches on everything but is to short to clip so you rip it out with your teeth then bleed all over the place? you have all 6 winning lotto numbers, each on a different ticket? you just missed a friend’s call or IM or stopping over just by minutes? you left the bedroom window open at night and at 3:00 am the breeze is banging the bedroom door over and over and over but its 9 million degrees below and you’re all warm under the covers? you only remember that you forgot to buy toilet paper this week when you need it the most? you use the last minutes of your cell battery checking for a message from that missed call only to find they didn’t leave one? your neighbor’s wonderful looking yard makes you feel guilty so you mow your lawn instead of going to the air conditioned movies? your supposed friend you’ve done a million and one things for only talks to you when they need something and can’t be found when you need a favor?
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